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Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:49 am
by KristinNirvana
Hey I always wondered if there were any grunge jokes around, and I can't seem to think of any myself, but I just heard a Sonic Youth pun type of one, in regards to this one band, "broken water is like if all the best things about sonic youth, my bloody valentine, unwound all got together and left you Thurston for some Moore." Does anyone know of any or can you come up with any?

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:42 pm
by Luciditypro
I misread the title as "Ginger Jokes".

What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun.
The other is a vampire. :P

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:03 pm
by johnwaynewasanazi
Luciditypro wrote:I misread the title as "Ginger Jokes".

What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun.
The other is a vampire. :P
:lol:

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:29 pm
by Bleach
Not a grunge joke but...
"Have you been listening to Sonic Youth? Because you've been Thurston Moore than usual."

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:23 pm
by cupid_come_as_u_r
Lick muh lurve bone.
Also, Bleach! Nice fucking profile and sig! I think m b v is a lot more hopeful record than Loveless, and I can't stop listening to that album and Animal Collective's Sung Tongs. They're just both so snowy sounding!
I need to change my avatar and signature, both...

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:14 pm
by Sorlag
Luciditypro wrote:I misread the title as "Ginger Jokes".

What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun.
The other is a vampire. :P
What's the difference between a grunger and a hobo?
One of them wears torn clothes, has dirty hair and ends up vomiting in the gutter every night, the other one is a hobo :P

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:17 pm
by johnwaynewasanazi
Sorlag wrote:
Luciditypro wrote:I misread the title as "Ginger Jokes".

What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire?
One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun.
The other is a vampire. :P
What's the difference between a grunger and a hobo?
One of them wears torn clothes, has dirty hair and ends up vomiting in the gutter every night, the other one is a hobo :P
Booo... :lol:

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:36 pm
by SKUNCHBAG
False, I do not vomit in any gutter and I'm a grunger at heart.

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:50 pm
by johnwaynewasanazi
SKUNCHBAG wrote:False, I do not vomit in any gutter and I'm a grunger at heart.
Yeah! You vomit in the toilet, not the gutter :P

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:52 pm
by cupid_come_as_u_r
AHEM.
I say again,
lick muh lurve bone :evil:

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:58 pm
by johnwaynewasanazi
cupid_come_as_u_r wrote:AHEM.
I say again,
lick muh lurve bone :evil:
Ha.

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:59 pm
by SKUNCHBAG
Lurve bone doesn't sound like something one should lick.

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:36 pm
by cupid_come_as_u_r
Well,
not if you take muh purrl jem...
I swurr, you gon attain nurveneh. :twisted:

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:42 pm
by johnwaynewasanazi
cupid_come_as_u_r wrote:Well,
not if you take muh purrl jem...
I swurr, you gon attain nurveneh. :twisted:
Boooo

Re: Grunge Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:22 pm
by SKUNCHBAG
That was scary