Grunge Jokes

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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by johnwaynewasanazi » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:27 pm

SKUNCHBAG wrote:That was scary
:lol:

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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by KristinNirvana » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:44 pm

I'll just stick these quotes here. For some reason they remind me of the Yo Mamma jokes. :) I loved that first conversation. Ahhh reminiscing. Seriously, that should go in the gurngeforum vault.
sadie wrote:I am the grungies grunger there is :roll: :roll: My clothes are pure grunge, not to mention my house which is grunge also.
Pennyroyaltea wrote: Dude! Like whateva lamestain! Im so grunge Kurt Cobain drinks my sweat from my Flannel while Chris Cornell, and Eddie Vedder chant CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG. Which is like…hella grunge.
sadie wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

But you're not a rEaL GrUngEr if you shower :roll: :roll:
Pennyroyaltea wrote: UH!?!?! WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL THE SWEAT COMES FROM?

Youre just jelly because im so GrUnGe

Dude BuSh iz lyfe!
KristinNirvana wrote:Oh yeah well I'm more grunge then all of you! All I listen to is that one song from Creed, and I'm so much more angst ridden then everybody! Oh and I do heroin all the time, and make sure I have at least 3 different flannels on every day.
Pennyroyaltea wrote: Dude! whateva posa!!!

I wear docs on mi feet n hands!!! u dont even no!!!

n lyke u arent as grunge as mi cuz mi fav song is Sounds like teen soul!!
KristinNirvana wrote: Oh yeah that's by that Pear Bam band right? :lol:
Pennyroyaltea wrote:No u lamestain cobbnobber, itz bi Al iz in chainz
KristinNirvana wrote:Oh well I've never showered. I still have the blood and placenta on me from when I was born. Yep, I'm just that GrUnGe!
Pennyroyaltea wrote: SuRe BrAh, well i only drink pennyroyal tea, n i dont wear deodorent but if i did it'd be smells lyke teen SpIrT. N im LOOKIN Cali but feelin Minnesota.

N im so gRuNgE i livez in a box wit wifi
Luciditypro wrote:I wear this every day and never wash it. Now THAT'S grunge!!

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Pennyroyaltea wrote: No BrAh dats nott GrUnGe yous ons a beach. Totally UnGrUnGe!
Sorlag wrote: Eh hello?! That is Chris Cornell, guitarist in Nirvana.
KristinNirvana wrote:Oh yeah I thought I recognized dis face, though he cut his hair since the 40s back when all deez grunge bands were around.
Pennyroyaltea wrote:Dude EvErYoNe nos dat da guitarist for NiRvAnA was da king of da HeRiOn BoB mArLeY.


LaMeStAiNs right^^^^^^

Dat was wehn all da GrUngE bands waz popularz and Shitz.
Mystic wrote:Thatz nothing guys Im so grunge I have to wipe dirt off my face with my flannel towel everytime I get up from the hole to take a hit!!
Screw you guys, I'm going home where my hair can catch some more dirt.
SKUNCHBAG wrote:Using the same underwear for a truly extended period of time and being like, fuckin' proud of it
Ferglius wrote: There's grunge and then there is that point when you cross the line and are creating a biological weapon
Sorlag wrote: I change mine twice a day but they're all in tartan flannel and smell like beer.
SKUNCHBAG wrote:Too dirty for a dirty section? Sounds like... Grunge.
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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by Logan Ruckman » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:47 pm

I know a few Kurt Cobain jokes that are pretty offensive. I want you to keep in mind that I don't hate Kurt (actually, I think he was awesome and he seems like he would be a cool guy just to hang out with and talk to). Here we go:

Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him.

Q: What do a whale and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A: They both have holes in their heads.

Q: Why did Nirvana stop doing press conferences?
A: Because Kurt was always shooting his mouth off.

Q: When will Kurt Cobain perform again?
A: When he gets his head together.

Q: Why did the Toronto Maple Leafs try to sign Kurt Cobain?
A: They heard he was a killer in the face offs.

Here's one I came up with when I was trolling on YouTube:

Did you hear that Nirvana is reforming? They just need to find a singer with a good head on his shoulders.

Like I said, they're pretty offensive, and I don't mean anything by it.
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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by incessantmace » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:08 am

I think they're pretty funny in a stupid way. And I'm pretty sure Kurt doesn't mind ;)
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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by KristinNirvana » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:42 pm

Pft, I just thought, there are probably a million Courtney jokes. Though I don't care for thinking of one right now.
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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by KristinNirvana » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:05 pm

I found this great page called Pearl Jam Memes

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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by otherimprov » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:32 am

this song goes out to the bastard who married my momma......

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Re: Grunge Jokes

Post by cheyinchainz » Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:41 am

HAHA.

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