Temple of the Dog is going to fuse into a giant smooth ball of flesh

Pearl Jam and Soundgarden's tribute to a dead friend. Talk about TOTD here.

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Temple of the Dog is going to fuse into a giant smooth ball of flesh

Post by Sorlag » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:18 am

Renowned grunge supergroup members are going to fuse into a giant smooth ball of flesh, it was confrimed yesterday by the latest reports and studies. Naturally, the members hair will fall off in the proccess. Singer Eddie Vedder said the following:

— All hair will be sold as wigs to the highest bidder, all money will go to charity.

When asked which funds Temple of the Dog intended to support, Vedder was interrupted by Chris Cornell telling him to hurry. They both left to prepare for the fusing into a giant smooth ball of flesh.

As what will happen to Soundgarden and Pearl Jam after the members have fused into a giant smooth ball of flesh – is anyone's guess.
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Re: Temple of the Dog is going to fuse into a giant smooth ball of flesh

Post by Ferglius » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:14 am

Also Kurt Cobain will be joining them. His ashes just finished reforming in the same way the T-1000 does whenever he gets exploded
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Re: Temple of the Dog is going to fuse into a giant smooth ball of flesh

Post by Sorlag » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:18 am

It only takes him 22 years. Just in time!
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Re: Temple of the Dog is going to fuse into a giant smooth ball of flesh

Post by Fuzz Face » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:07 am

:lol:
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